Anonymous inquired:

hello :) I was wondering, would it be possible for you to tag nsfw and swan queen posts? thanks :) (and no worries if you can't)

Honestly I don’t think I post nsfw at all (If I did it was probably on accident so you won’t see it again.) When it comes to the Swan Queen posts I really don’t normally tag them since my blog has so much Swan Queen. However if it would make you happier I will try my best to tag my Swan Queen post “sq” in the future.

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theswanqueens:

There is no escape

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biscuitmango:

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I really like this gif because Stitch does that little squinty thing that animals do when they’re really happy and relaxed and you can tell that he’s having such a superb time playing that little ukulele

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bellefrench:

ever just the same / ever a surprise / ever as before / ever just as sure / as the sun will rise 

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whatwouldfezwear:

the-sarcastic-robot:

if you want to kill someone stab them with an icicle because the icicle will melt and then there will be no murder weapon

Better yet, make like one of my favorite short stories and murder them with big frozen leg of lamb and then cook the lamb. 

Then when the police arrive offer them something to eat and then have the police eat your murder weapon. 

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I love that story

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laurenpokedoff:

Happy 79th Birthday to the Queen of Genovia and the Queen of My Heart, Julie Andrews! 

Born: October 1, 1935

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colorfuloddity:

firemen:

firemen:

British people are just now becoming scene and it’s so funny

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I’m never getting over how Britain is consistently 5-10 years behind the US in fashion trends like remember 2007 shows featuring bell bottom jeans and crop tops and 90s hair

remember Rose Tyler

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chenzec98:

Harry Potter and the thing

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Petition to have Lana Parrilla’s voice on a GPS app.

angstbotfic:

cogito—-ergo—-doleo:

angstbotfic:

angstbotfic:

i mean, would people pull over to masturbate? ‘cause if not it becomes a safety issue.

#if you missed your turn would Lana use her angry Regina voice? #oh god that would be so hot #nope this is a bad idea it’s too dangerous for mortals like me  (via @noamccool)

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it got better.

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all-hail-bill-nye:

totally-stab-caesar:

jennytrout:

jennytrout:

magdalenarivera:

#Wall decals about bible verses will class up any kitchen #You should come to my Thirty-One party

I can’t stop. There are too many:

#I’m the best mom on this field trip and everyone knows it #Have you read Eat, Pray, Love? #Let’s get lattes after Zumba! #Gluten causes Autism #I will have him pulled out of your class #Oh shoot, I forgot I volunteered to bring brownies to faith group tonight #We don’t let him watch more than one hour of TV a day #Stick figure family window sticker #(whispers behind hand) you’ve got to read 50 Shades of Grey

Forgive me. I am a mother, and I walk among these women every day. I have adopted their ways as a form of camouflage.

dying

ITS BACK AND IT GOT BETTER

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chris-lll:

The Queen & The Savior #five-year-old

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felixdawkins:

The question I’m asked most often as a defense attorney is whether I can tell if my clients are innocent or guilty.

I don’t care.

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